17.) Video

[ijustlivehere]

[Neil looks like he has just seen a ghost. A very, very traumatising ghost.]

I did not want to... know... any of... oh gods.

Look, whoever's sending... stuff. Just 'cause I live with, I mean, I'm not into... augh. [He buries his face in his hands.] I mean, just stop. Please.

And if anyone knows how to unsee, or like, unknow things, then... yeah. Tell me?

[ooc: Neil has been hit with rather a lot of gay pornography today. He doesn't want to talk about it. Which means the mun would very much like you to talk to him about it.]

Comments

[totallyinaband]

Did you turn all our firewalls off or something?

[illgrowoutofit.livejournal.com]

N-no, dude, no! I'm just getting... things. I shouldn't be.

[totallyinaband]

Yeah, so am I. I'm just... avoiding it. Right now.

[illgrowoutofit.livejournal.com]

Did you like... subscribe to something, or...?

[totallyinaband]

No! Jeez. I'm not an idiot.

[Voice;]

[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure you can.

[Text;]

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[Voice;]

[illgrowoutofit.livejournal.com]

Well, I dunno, weirder things've--

[OH, WHOA, MORE WEIRD STUFF. EW.]

--Gh?! What the frak, man?!

[It is totally cool to figure that. Neil probably knows something or other of someone so ~important to Stephen, bahaha.]

[Voice;]

[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

I didn't write that.

Looks like it's still following me around. Can't seem to shake it.

[Text;]

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video

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

No need to be a prude.

video

[illgrowoutofit.livejournal.com]

I'm not. I'm just also not... friggin'... gay. I don't wanna see... stuff. Eurgh.

[am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com]

Technically unknowing something would be easier than trying to unsee it, although you could argue the point that they're actually the same thing. What've you been getting?

[illgrowoutofit.livejournal.com]

Can you do that? Please tell me you know how to do that. And uh... I keep getting... you don't wanna know. 'S messed up.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Dude, are you okay?

...What sort of weird porn did they throw at you today?

[He wants to send the 3 way outlet ac adapter porno he made earlier, but he figured that plug on socket porn is the last thing Neil needs right now.]

[illgrowoutofit.livejournal.com]

Friggin'... stuff with dudes. Just dudes. Swear to gods, the City thinks I'm friggin; gay or something! And I'm not. Completely gorram not.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

I don't think the City thinks your gay...I think the City just likes to mess with you, man.

[illgrowoutofit.livejournal.com]

Well, it should learn a new trick. Or something.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Try telling it that.

[Video]

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

[There's just giggling forever because Lucy knows what's going on with the curse and she can imagine what Neil is dealing with given his comment.]

I could show you my boobs. Would that help?

[Video]

[illgrowoutofit.livejournal.com]

[Hesitant laughter. Both because he's traumatised and because the answer is yes but he's not sure if this is a joke or an actual offer.

Re: [Video]

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

[He's so adorable.]

Okay. Incoming. And nobody's even seen these all day.

[There's some wiggling and shuffling while she pulls her bra off from underneath her shirt then sticks her tongue out at him, crosses her eyes and pulls her shirt up.]

Happy Not Gay Porn Moment brought to you by Lucy Locke.

[Video]

[illgrowoutofit.livejournal.com]

[Brain. Short-circuiting. He didn't think she'd actually do it. It's a while before he realises he should say something besides just... staring all dumb-drooly like.]

Whoa. ...Thanks.

[advancetheplot.livejournal.com]

Gross.

[illgrowoutofit.livejournal.com]

You're tellin' me. Eurgh. Wish I could just... delete memories or something.

ty notifs argh

[advancetheplot.livejournal.com]

Me too.

[illgrowoutofit.livejournal.com]

I bet the Japanese already have the technology for that.