[It's not hard to see that he's confused. Since she has no idea what he's confused about, she decides to go with all of the above.]
Jack, the guy who froze to death and drowned. Or sank. Which ever. [She's going to assume the notary part didn't confuse him or the first born part. He's pop culture savvy and with it enough to get it. That leaves...the warning label.]
You know how like...cigarettes come with a warning label? Well people do too except most of the time we keep them under wraps because the warning labels have all the things you don't want to think about when using like mutant babies if you smoke when you're pregnant or really gross lungs and lung cancer. People's warning labels are just...more complicated and they've got certain words in big, bold letters like:
And then mixed in with all those big, bold words are the smaller words, like ...subcategories of the warnings. And sometimes it's the fine print you have to be really wary of.
And part of me keeps telling me that I'm making too big a deal out of this. It was just a curse and I am just the really slutty girl that you go out with for fun and you'll never tell Miss Perfect about me. I can't decide if I like that voice or not.
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Re: [Video] The big dork part makes it fun
Date: 2011-08-09 01:02 am (UTC)Jack, the guy who froze to death and drowned. Or sank. Which ever. [She's going to assume the notary part didn't confuse him or the first born part. He's pop culture savvy and with it enough to get it. That leaves...the warning label.]
You know how like...cigarettes come with a warning label? Well people do too except most of the time we keep them under wraps because the warning labels have all the things you don't want to think about when using like mutant babies if you smoke when you're pregnant or really gross lungs and lung cancer. People's warning labels are just...more complicated and they've got certain words in big, bold letters like:
Terrified, insecure, occasionally neurotic, possibly crazy.
And then mixed in with all those big, bold words are the smaller words, like ...subcategories of the warnings. And sometimes it's the fine print you have to be really wary of.
And part of me keeps telling me that I'm making too big a deal out of this. It was just a curse and I am just the really slutty girl that you go out with for fun and you'll never tell Miss Perfect about me. I can't decide if I like that voice or not.
[She is so ridiculous and she knows it.]