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Neil Nordegraf ([personal profile] ijustlivehere) wrote2011-07-11 12:51 am

11.) [audio.]

Okay, yeah, this sucks. I'll admit it, okay? I hate that nobody ever wants to... no, y'know what? Forget people not ever wanting to do anything, people don't even hardly know I'm there unless I say something. It blows and I hate it and I'm... lonely. Okay? I said it, are you all happy now?

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[And she can't help laughing softly.]

I'll let you know if it ever happens again. So Lucy flavor is a big thumbs up?

blerg, my internet connection is doing weird things today ﹥_﹥

[identity profile] illgrowoutofit.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Yup. If you could market it, you'd make millions.

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2011-07-16 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Oh I could market it but I'm pretty sure they call that a hooker. I have my limits. It's bottling it that's the problem.

[identity profile] illgrowoutofit.livejournal.com 2011-07-16 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, if you could do that, it'd probably be too much power for anyone, actually. It'd probably corrupt you and you'd go all Dark Side and try to take over the world.

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2011-07-17 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lucy ponders this, lips pursed, heels drumming lightly against the counter.]

I'd be wicked sexy all dark side though. Plus, I bet there's a tiara in it for me.

[identity profile] illgrowoutofit.livejournal.com 2011-07-17 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
If you ever decide to turn evil, I'll totally join you.

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2011-07-17 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[She bites her bottom lip, her eyes sparkling with mischief.]

Could there be leather?

[identity profile] illgrowoutofit.livejournal.com 2011-07-17 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[He laughs nervously.]

Don't see why not.

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2011-07-17 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
In that case, I'm pro-evil. Maybe a leather bustier.

[identity profile] illgrowoutofit.livejournal.com 2011-07-17 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay, he's definitely imagining it.]

I... wouldn't argue with that.

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2011-07-17 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
And you can have leather pants. Maybe a fedora.

[identity profile] illgrowoutofit.livejournal.com 2011-07-18 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[He smiles sheepishly.] Dunno if I could pull that off.

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2011-07-18 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
It's all about confidence. If you think you can pull it off, you can totally pull it off but since I'll be the Queen, you can stick with the tee shirt and jeans. I'll wear enough leather for both of us. This is going to require thigh high boots though.

[identity profile] illgrowoutofit.livejournal.com 2011-07-18 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
The kind you can hide a knife in?

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2011-07-18 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
[She contemplates this a moment.] Yes but I'm hiding the laser gun dealy that Harry made me in it.

[identity profile] illgrowoutofit.livejournal.com 2011-07-18 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Eyebrow raise.] You have an actual laser gun?

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2011-07-18 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Yup. [She leans back, reaching across the counter to get her purse sitting next to the grocery bag. She pulls it to her, unzips it and fishes around until she finds what she's looking for. She pulls it out and holds it up. It looks more like a very rudimentary pen sized flashlight than a gun. There's a little button on the side that she does not press.]

Laser screw driver gun thing. Harry built it for me so we could blow away snowmen one day then had me keep it for protection. It only does destroy and injure. His did lots of things. If you want to shoot things with it, we can. Just outside.

[identity profile] illgrowoutofit.livejournal.com 2011-07-18 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
You're basically the coolest girl ever.

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2011-07-18 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Well duh. [She mock rolls her eyes, grins and hops down from the counter. It takes her a second to slide the wedges back on her feet.] Let's go shoot things. We'll call it target practice.

[identity profile] illgrowoutofit.livejournal.com 2011-07-19 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Target practice. [He straightens up quickly and strides to the door, holding it open with an over-dramatic flourish. Clearly he likes this idea.]

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2011-07-19 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh good. This will be fun. She leaves her bag on the counter, just taking the laser screwdriver with her. She goes through the door with a big grin]

Thank you kind Sir. [That might be an over exaggerated Southern accent you're hearing.] Let's find some things in an alley to shoot.

[identity profile] illgrowoutofit.livejournal.com 2011-07-19 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[He follows after her eagerly.] How much does that thing get used?

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2011-07-19 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Not much. I've never used it on a person. I couldn't get to it last time I needed it.

[identity profile] illgrowoutofit.livejournal.com 2011-07-20 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well. As awesome as it is that you have it, let's hope you never actually need it again.

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2011-07-20 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be good with just shooting it at cans in alleys. Possibly Rido. Not that I think it would kill him. [She can't stand Rido because of the trying to kill her that he did a long time ago.]