Neil Nordegraf (
ijustlivehere) wrote2011-07-11 12:51 am
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11.) [audio.]
Okay, yeah, this sucks. I'll admit it, okay? I hate that nobody ever wants to... no, y'know what? Forget people not ever wanting to do anything, people don't even hardly know I'm there unless I say something. It blows and I hate it and I'm... lonely. Okay? I said it, are you all happy now?
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Fear not, young Skywalker, I'll show you the way. Later I'll get on your back and you can run around the obstacle course.
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D'you think my midi-chlorian count is high enough for that?
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We may have to work up to it, make sure you can handle the exertion. [She bites her bottom lip then confesses] More of a surface Star Wars geek, what are midi-chlorian counts?
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Midi-chlorians are like these particles in your blood, and the more you have, the stronger the Force is in you. That's the short version, but that's the basic idea.
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In that case, I think your midi-chlorians are very high.
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Totally can't even tell what that was anymore!
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Your turn. We need a whole field full of things to shoot. Maybe pumpkins when it gets pumpkin time.
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Pumpkins would be totally sweet! That's how we should celebrate Hallowe'en.
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[If she realizes she's suddenly just made plans for months into the future, she might panic but so far she's too busy with the exploding fruit.]
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Any idea what you're going as this year?
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I don't know. I didn't celebrate last year 'cause I was mad at the City for bringing me back like from Daddy's funeral.
[She aims the screwdriver at one of the paint cans, squints one eye shut and blows away a paint can, splashing everything in the immediate area with bright yellow paint. Luckily they're standing a decent distance away.]
I have a slave Leia costume. You could dress up as Luke Skywalker and we could do lots of making out in public. [Because it's wrong and funny. Or at least Lucy thinks it's funny.]
I'M BACK BITCHES, frak you computer problems
[He gives her a tentative hopefully-reassuring smile. When the paint can explodes, he applauds.]
Paint was a good idea. Leia's a good idea, too. [And he smirks, because yeah, it's funny because it's wrong.] I always thought I was more of a Han Solo type, but either way it works.
YOU SHOWED THEM
[She returns the smile with a tentative one of her own that turns to a bigger grin.] Yeah, someone here is brilliant. [She winks at him.]
You know Han Solo gets the girl. [Sort of an observation. Maybe a warning. Possibly a suggestion. Who really knows at this point.]
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[He fixes her with a really serious stare at the bit about Han Solo and tries out his best Harrison Ford voice.] I know. [But then he cracks a smile and bursts out laughing.]
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[The laughing is a good thing. It keeps the whole thing from being awkward or too serious.] And what if I like just Neil better? 'Cause I'm pretty sure after Han got the girl, the girl stopped being interesting so he had to go find another girl that was more interesting. First alien hottie in a bar and Leia was a passing thought.
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You're choosing me over Han Solo?
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