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8.) [video.]

[Neil is standing near the fountain, watching the insanity of the crowded City unfold.]

So wait... what the hell is going on today?

...No one ever tells me anything.

[ooc: OPEN ACTION, DOUBLES WILL BE WELCOMED, SPOILERS FROM BEYOND MID-BOOK 4 (where this guy's from) ARE ALSO COOL TODAY. BASICALLY EVERYTHING IS OKAY. I'M EXCITED. =D
also: I will be trolling under my personal account, jeilovesyou. As myself. So... that's who that is. If you wondered. Hah.
also also: I KNOW I HAVE A MILLION AND ONE TAGS TO DO, I promise I'll get to it after I have my tea.
AAAAAAAAND ACTION!]

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We're a curse!

...Oh. Guess that makes sense?

It sure does! Hi, Neil! I can't believe I'm talking to you! You're, like, really awesome and cool!

I... I am? I mean, thanks!

...Do I know you?

You totally are! And you don't, but I know someone that knows you. I'm B/k!

Oh. Uh. Nice to meet you?

You know someone that... wait, who?

It's really nice to meet you too!

I know Demyx.

Oh, that's cool. Demyx is pretty awesome. How do you guys know each other?

He is, isn't he? So adorable. And, well, he wouldn't know who I was if you mentioned me. He has trouble remembering some stuff before a certain time. [These two fact are true, however un-related they are.]

Oh! But I heard tell that you've got some relationship issues. You wanna talk about it? I won't judge you, and it's not so weird, because I'm a girl.

[Neil blinks and tilts his head to the side. He... doesn't exactly get all of this. But he's at least partially following it.] Right. Trouble remembering stuff. Okay...

Wh-what?! I don't have-- [--That's a lie, so he cuts it off.] Who told you that?

Well, I didn't exactly get told, I just, um, heard tell?

Look, I know it sounds terrible, but I can't help it. And I don't mean [wiggly fingers] 'oh I can't help but gossip, it's how I keep in the loop', I mean that I literally cannot help but know. I can explain it to you later, but I'd like to help with your problems, honestly!

[This is... making less and less sense. Neil seems to be on the verge of a slight mental shutdown. All he can do is repeat this new information dubiously.]

You... want to help me with my problems.

Um. Yes! You've sort of been helping with Demyx's in a roundabout way, and you're a nice guy anyway, so I'd like to.

Huh. [Neil seems pleased that he's helped. He hadn't realised.]

Well... I dunno. 'S not a big deal. Girls are just complicated, is all.

Yeah, I know, tell me about it. I mean, I've kinda got a grip on how they think most of the time. But then every so often it's just like- what?

Um, but this isn't so much helpful. There's some basics that you can stick to? Like that girls will over-analyze pretty much everything. You know how guys can say something and just mean the surface? Well- yeah, depending on the mood, girls'll look for hidden meaning. And they don't like blunt-ness, most of the time. They'd rather meander about the issue. Be careful when they're kinda falsely overly friendly to someone, they probably don't like them. And most of the time, if they're ranting to you about their day, they don't want suggestions on how to fix something, unless they ask you explicitly, they just want you to listen.

Also, Knives? Don't go back to her. It's just a bad idea. I mean, I think that you know that already, but. It's not going to get better, and you definitely deserve someone who likes you for yourself, and not who you look like.

[Have several moments of silent, wide-eyed staring.]

Oh, uh, wow. Thanks?

[And then, sheepisly,] But, y'know, Knives wasn't ever... she's not as bad as she sounds. Really. [Not really. She was that bad.]

Hey, no problem.

Look, I'm sure that she's a very nice girl, but if the only reason she was dating you was because you looked like someone else- [She leaves the sentence hanging, hoping he can fill in the rest.]

[This is a very good point, as much as Neil doesn't want to ~~admit it~~ acknowledge it at all, or think about it, ever.]

How... do you know all this stuff, again?

Oh, um, well, I kind of- look over certain people in the City? Like, what they do, who they speak to, what they say, sort of thing?

[That seems strange to Neil. You seem nice, but that seems like a... not-nice-person thing to do.]

And I'm one of them? That's... a little creepy.

Yeah, that's why I was hesitant to tell you. Uuuugh I always sound like such a stalker, you know? But I'm not doing it on purpose it's just- Well, look, you know the guy that wrote the guide? Not personally, obviously, he left the City a while ago. I spoke to him a few times while he was here, he's a real sweetheart, too.

Anyway. When I spoke to him, he gave me the phrasing of 'personal deity', because I can't describe things for shit, but he's a scientist and it's a pretty apt phrase. So, you know. Not you, but there are certain people in the City that I'm the 'personal deity' of. So I watch over them, see what they do, see who they talk to, hear what they talk about, and generally know a lot of stuff about them.

So I'm not one of 'em? ...Well, that's cool then, I guess.

[Looooong pauuuuuse.]

And uh... you're right. Y'know, about Knives. 'Least, I think so. Probably.

No, not you. No worries there.

[Brightens a little.]

Yeah? Well, I'm glad that you think so. She's given you the job of being her ex, in order to help herself get over him, while still not giving the idea of him up. The idea of moving forward, while actually staying in place, or moving backwards. I know a girl who's kind of like that, actually. You're only making it worse for the both of you in the long run.

[Neil thinks about that, nods slowly... and then very suddenly buries his face in his arms. His words come out muffled.]

Ughhhhhhh. Girls are so haaaaaaard.

Aw, I know. I know! I'm sorry, but I think you should be alright. I mean, do you have any specific questions?

[btw, on younger!Stephen's entry, go and interrupt ninja!Demyx's attempt at kidnapping if you'd like.]

Woo, comment 100!

101 DALMATIONS-- oops I mean comments

102- Oh. Um, I could do dalmations also, but I don't want to think about that movie.

LAWRENCIUM

I'm not even gonna try anymore. But I do prefer Berkelium, myself. Because I'm a dork.

THE EXPENSE OF SPIRIT IN A WASTE OF SHAME... (this is getting more difficult and more obscure)

I had to look that one up, BUT I APPROVE SO HARD OF THAT ONE.

I give up now, I am all out of ~clever ideas

Haha, aww, that was a pretty good run.

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