2.) [video.]

[See Neil sitting, looking thoroughly on edge. He seems to have tried to comb his hair, but it doesn't really look any better than normal.]

This is to, uh, everyone? Er, mostly people who own businesses, and stuff.

[He taps on the screen for no actual apparent reason.]

Uh... I'm Neil, and I am looking for a job. I know how to--

[Clears his throat]

--man a cash register, and I can probably, uhmm... I mean totally, I can totally learn other skills too especially if they mainly involve pushing buttons.

I promise to be... dedicated and... hard-working and all that good stuff? Yeah.

You should hire me. 'Cause uh, it'd be awesome.

[A long and awkward pause.]

Uh, that's all.