I'm pretty sure no one read Jack the warning label. I think you should have the warning label read to you. Then you might have to sign it and have it notarized and give up your first born. Or something like that.

[She moves a little, wrapping her arms around her legs and resting her chin on top of her knees so that now Neil can see her legs, her arms, her knees and the bottom half of her face, almost to her nose.]