No, not you. No worries there.

[Brightens a little.]

Yeah? Well, I'm glad that you think so. She's given you the job of being her ex, in order to help herself get over him, while still not giving the idea of him up. The idea of moving forward, while actually staying in place, or moving backwards. I know a girl who's kind of like that, actually. You're only making it worse for the both of you in the long run.