Yeah, I know, tell me about it. I mean, I've kinda got a grip on how they think most of the time. But then every so often it's just like- what?

Um, but this isn't so much helpful. There's some basics that you can stick to? Like that girls will over-analyze pretty much everything. You know how guys can say something and just mean the surface? Well- yeah, depending on the mood, girls'll look for hidden meaning. And they don't like blunt-ness, most of the time. They'd rather meander about the issue. Be careful when they're kinda falsely overly friendly to someone, they probably don't like them. And most of the time, if they're ranting to you about their day, they don't want suggestions on how to fix something, unless they ask you explicitly, they just want you to listen.

Also, Knives? Don't go back to her. It's just a bad idea. I mean, I think that you know that already, but. It's not going to get better, and you definitely deserve someone who likes you for yourself, and not who you look like.