Then will you wait for five seconds while I get the coffee and then come back?

[Dear God what is wrong. Isn't this how it is supposed to work? Is she getting ugly already? Another squeeze to his arm before she lets her palm slide to take a hold of his hand.]

C'mon Neil. I was ditched by my best friend who turned out to be a total mega crazy bitch. I'm lost. I want coffee and someone to sit with me while I drink it.

[And then maybe shit will make sense. This is all Needy's fault.]