[Oh, she's touching him. That's... startling. Usually people of the female variety are very hands-off with him.]

Whoa.

[He stares at her hard, like he can't figure out if this is a joke or not.]

Am I going to...? Uh, like I said, I work here. So I'm kinda burned out on their coffee, to be honest. [A pause. His boss would be upset if he discouraged a potential customer.] N-not that it's bad or anything. It's really, really good. But, y'know, I'll pass.